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Confessions of a Terrible Travel Companion

How I Learned to Balance Wanderlust, Creativity, and Not Ditching My Daughter at Museums

I Went on a Solo Florida Road Trip and Accidentally Became an Antique Hoarder with Existential Issues

One Woman’s Wildly Emotional, Slightly Sunburned Journey Through Florida’s Antique Shops, Flea Markets, and Existential Crisis Corners

The Day My Car Broke Down and So Did I: A Middle-Aged Meltdown

Over The Hell

I’d rather go back to the gas chamber.

Babysitting My Bullsh*t

Message Mastery Mercenary

I hate my teaching job. Like H-A-T-E it. I hate sitting in a classroom all day babysitting 8th graders. I hate constantly reminding them to do their work. Watching as they sneak every opportunity I’m[…]

Your Content Sounds like a Preppy Bully Named Chad. “Chad” Deserves to be Throat Punched (A firm knife hand to the jugular oughta do it)

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I can’t stand the weak, flimsy content that parades around online these days. Zero creativity. Zero reason to sparkle about anything. Zero interest in capturing an audience’s attention and offering them a pleasurable experience, or shifting[…]

MAILBOX MURDERER

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Some DICK CLOWN plowed over my mailbox leaving what could only be described as a flat Earther’s answer to receiving mail- a pancake postal receptacle. No note. No compensatory compensation. Nothing. Just a splintered, jagged[…]

KILLER CHEESECAKE

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Nothing has devastated me more than finding out I was slowly killing my pancreas with the sweetest indulgence I’ve grown close to in recent years. It’s something you eat if you’re a true Golden Girls[…]

Standing Out Threatens Those Who Were Born to Fit in

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Guess who’s going to rip me to shreds by the end of this? (Besides the grammar nazis, who are always out to tear me a new one) THE PC PRINCESSES. Holy shiiiiit, did I used[…]

HOW TO EASILY ATTRACT MONEY-IN-HAND CLIENTS BY CREATING A SALES PAGE WITHOUT AN ENGLISH DEGREE,QUICK WIT,OR COPYWRITING CHOPS (PORK OR ANY OTHER KIND)

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You know how you want to sit down and create content that causes children to weep and clients to pull out their wallets– but all that comes out is a driveling mess of random thoughts[…]

I’M AN UNAPOLOGETIC HOOKER: Here’s How I Find The Perfect “Street Corner” To “Hook” New Clients with My Content

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The crimson stilettos and blood-red lipstick. The black fishnets. And the hip-level hemline. They aren’t enough. You’ve got to have a bag of tricks. Tricks that ooze pleasure. Instantly seduce them. Addict them with desire.[…]