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  • Protected: The Small Town Marketing Strategy Masterclass

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  • Babysitting My Bullsh*t

    I hate my teaching job. Like H-A-T-E it. I hate sitting in a classroom all day babysitting 8th graders. I hate constantly reminding them to do their work. Watching as they sneak every…

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  • Your Content Sounds like a Preppy Bully Named Chad. “Chad” Deserves to be Throat Punched (A firm knife hand to the jugular oughta do it)

    I can’t stand the weak, flimsy content that parades around online these days. Zero creativity. Zero reason to sparkle about anything. Zero interest in capturing an audience’s attention and offering them a pleasurable experience,…

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  • MAILBOX MURDERER

    Some DICK CLOWN plowed over my mailbox leaving what could only be described as a flat Earther’s answer to receiving mail- a pancake postal receptacle. No note. No compensatory compensation. Nothing. Just a…

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  • KILLER CHEESECAKE

    Nothing has devastated me more than finding out I was slowly killing my pancreas with the sweetest indulgence I’ve grown close to in recent years. It’s something you eat if you’re a true…

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  • Standing Out Threatens Those Who Were Born to Fit in

    Guess who’s going to rip me to shreds by the end of this? (Besides the grammar nazis, who are always out to tear me a new one) THE PC PRINCESSES. Holy shiiiiit, did…

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  • HOW TO EASILY ATTRACT MONEY-IN-HAND CLIENTS BY CREATING A SALES PAGE WITHOUT AN ENGLISH DEGREE,QUICK WIT,OR COPYWRITING CHOPS (PORK OR ANY OTHER KIND)

    You know how you want to sit down and create content that causes children to weep and clients to pull out their wallets-- but all that comes out is a driveling mess of…

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  • I’M AN UNAPOLOGETIC HOOKER: Here’s How I Find The Perfect “Street Corner”​ To “Hook”​ New Clients with My Content

    The crimson stilettos and blood-red lipstick. The black fishnets. And the hip-level hemline. They aren’t enough. You’ve got to have a bag of tricks. Tricks that ooze pleasure. Instantly seduce them. Addict them…

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  • 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘’𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖’𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍. 💄💋💃

    Yesterday I posted my “controversial” content. (You can find it in here) Got TONS of engagement, hearts, likes, private messages and inquiries from people who want to work with me. It was a…

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  • The Moment I Realized I Would NEVER Rely Solely on An Employer Again

    It was five days before Christmas and I was laid off--- for the second time in a couple months. I was working as a paralegal in Tampa. FIVE DAYS before Christmas. It was…

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