These Entrepreneur-types Suck.

Dear crusty, rigid, scared, lemming-type entrepreneurs,

Those who follow the herd.

Do what everybody else is doing.

Terrified to stand out lest ye be heckled.

Please God, unfollow me. Now.

Most of you are cowards.

You were the type to walk by the handicapped kid who tripped and fell in the hallway, pretending not to notice.

Leaving him in humility to fend for himself as the crowd’s laughter sliced into his fragile self-esteem.

You’d never volunteer to stand up for a friend.

Hell, you’d never even volunteer to share half your sandwich with a starving neighbor unless you got a photo-op for it.

Zero integrity. Zero creativity. Zero backbone.

You are sheep.

You will always be sheep.

You will live and you will die as sheep, hanging on to the approval and opinions of others.

And any business you get?

Is by chance. Luck. Coincidence. Geography and proximity.

Know why?

Because you run your business in reaction mode.

Dodging bullets instead of pulling the trigger.

Chasing after it instead of attracting it.

Because truthfully, you aren't that interesting.

And you've made no effort to be interesting.

You have no place among creatives.

These seats are taken.

Besides, sheep don’t sit in seats (not usually anyway.)

That’s just weird.

It's SOOO easy to pied piper clients away from your ass.

So keep sucking. Please.

Creative entrepreneurs and their bank accounts thank you.