+ Professional throat-punching word warrior of blah marketing. 

+ High-voltage creative storyteller using humor to attract fanatical buyers. 

 + Fiction/Non-fiction Author. Creative Writing Instructor. Golden Girls Binge        Watcher. Fanatical Follower of the RV Lifestyle.

 + Mexican/Chinese Food Advocate. (Seriously… guacamole EVERYWHERE).

 + Irrational Addiction to Office Supplies. Equally Irrational Fear of Balloons.

 Darn nice to meet you.