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YOUR RESPONSE TO ANYONE WHO ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE SELLING SOMETHING…🤑🤑🤑
Am I selling something? Hell yes, I'm selling something! Absolutely. I'd be stupid not to sell something. Are you kidding me? Of course I'm selling something. 🤑I'm selling you a…
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I FOUND MY BACKBONE BETWEEN THE MUFFIN LINERS AND THE JELLO PUDDING MIX IN THE SPICE AISLE AT WALMART 😲
I’m not what you would call…..how do you pronounce it? A cook. So rarely will you find me down the spice aisle of any grocery store. But I needed…
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😎I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE NICE QUALITY PAPER TOWELS……
This epiphany resulted after a discussion my daughter and I had the other day. Daughter: “Hey mom, can we get better paper towels? These keep ripping.” Me: *ponders on this for…
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EVERY MORNING I BRUSH MY TEETH WITHOUT FEAR OR HESITATION THAT I MIGHT FAIL AT IT
Every morning I brush my teeth without fear or hesitation that I might fail at it. In fact, I’ve had over 40 years’’ experience doing it, and if I can boldly say (and…
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What Separates the 1% From Everybody Else
I was talking to a new Marine the other night at a football game. He was 18 years old and fresh out of boot camp. He wanted to talk to me because he…
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🧔 CHUCK NORRIS YOUR COPY (1980’s Flaming Copper Mullet & Ammo Sold Separately)💪💪💪
Okay, so you’re no Chuck Norris. You’ve never picked oranges from an apple tree...and made the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.🍊🍋🍎 You’ve never caught all the Pokemon from a landline. ☎ You’ve never…